Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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