Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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