actually, I'm a sock model
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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