Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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