she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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