We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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