So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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