did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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