did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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