...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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