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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year

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  And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  did u really fuck my little sister???

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  im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.

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• (949): View more from California

  Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.

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  I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.

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