This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.