id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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