where am i from again
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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