I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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