my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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