This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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