home. puking in laundry basket.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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