You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So squirting runs in the family.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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