Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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