Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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