Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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