drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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