chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I am mentally ready for anal.
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