Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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