HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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