gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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