A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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