Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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