i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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