I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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