Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
he thought i was a dude.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I think my nap took me to another dimension
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
