I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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