Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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