Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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