i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.