I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?