a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol