all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.