So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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