Buhtt sex?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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