He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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