i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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