Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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