just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
