HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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