sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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