If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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