Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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