I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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