It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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