I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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