Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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