We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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