Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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