you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
