What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He did a backflip because drugs
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