its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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