Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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