Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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