1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
