love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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